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SpikeOtacon · Supreme Pantsless Commander Joined: 14 Sep 2008 Posts: 337

Our lord and Savior, Ludacris.

The Luda Prayer: (Prelude to Hymn 12, to be spoken on Saturdays)

Our Luda, who art in Ludaland,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy bitches come.
Thy will be done,
On Skype as it is in Ludaland.
Give us this day our daily Luda.
And forgive us our trollpasses,
As we forgive those who trollpass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the weed,
and the bling,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

Hymn 12

Click and thou shalt receive

Transcript:

Chorus:
I gotta big weed stash, pocket full of cash
Just seen a big ol' ass, it's Saturday
Sticky, icky, icky, icky
Sticky, icky, icky, icky
System on blast, cops just pass
Just seen a big ol' ass, it's Saturday
Sticky, icky, icky, icky
Sticky, icky, icky, icky

Verse 1
Grease don't pop on the stove no more, moved on up
double shot Hennesey fill my cup
Luda choke smoke in a big black truck
Should I wild out, WHAT THE FUCK?!
Act like my rims ain't clean
How you gonna ack like my neck don't bling?
Haters get sprayed like aftro-sheen
but they don't never really wanna pop them thangs
Cane, cane sugar man Luda don't go
and I stop at a light, pull off so slow
but I'm out for the night, so pass that dro
So, daddy come home in a Cadillac brome, Cadillac brome?
Now don't it sound absurd
Claim College Park where they flip them birds
Trick car alarms, then bend them curves
Chop chop, chunk it up fat man herb

Chorus

Verse 2
It's illegal bout the plants in my backyard grow, that's my bud
Smoke 'til ya drop out, that's my luck
Keep a couple rolled and I hit the club in the back door, NIGGA WHAT?!
Act like I don't make cloud, how you gonna act like I don't get loud?
How you gonna act like I don't rock crowds?
and leave a lot of people with a gap tooth smile
If I recollect right then you sound like dirt
but, I guess what you really don't know don't hurt
with a vest, and a pump hear the shot squirt
My folks on the block, man, they got that word (they got that word)
Don't it smell so good, in Southwest where they rep that hood
Protect your chest, they up to no good
and come through flossin, they wish y'all would

Chorus

Verse 3
Worldwide hustlers get that dough
work that tip, get rid of evidence, move that brick
Keep a D eagle with an extra clip
think it ain't so, SUCK A DICK!
Act like I just do rap
How you gonna act like I just ain't strapped?
How you gonna act like I don't push lacs?
Black Eldorado, fifth wheel on BACK!
Ichy finger trigger, man, Luda don't squeeze
With a mac, with a glock I'ma make 'em say please
In the back, on block so the cops they freeze
And I'm so high, I think I got a nose bleed, you gotta nose bleed?
Don't it smell so sweet?
In DECATUR, where they pack that heat
And ROB neighbors in the night creep, creep
I'll see you LATER we'll be in them streets...

Chorus x2
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Leviathan · Cutter Joined: 14 Sep 2008 Posts: 216

This man has seen lots of ass.
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Bitches get stiches.

Nogatorr · Clueless Joined: 06 Nov 2008 Posts: 15

Lots of BIG OL' ASS

Lance813 · Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:05 pm Post subject:

It's beautiful... Shocked

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Airalean · MegaMilk Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 181

Luda be with you.
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Nitro_Vordex · MAH BOI Joined: 14 Sep 2008 Posts: 273 Location: Limbo

My hair will one day grow to that. I look forward.
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Ranmaru · Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:24 am Post subject:

I'm sorry but I only read the first line of the prayer. :3 I'll read the rest laterz.
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Sex.